LOL - your entire post reads like one of the many ongoing conversations I had with my late sister. Neither of us really had anyone else around with whom we could discuss such things, so I frequently called her late at night, and we would talk well into the wee hours on some pretty esoteric subjects.

We also used to joke that no one else, had they listened in, would have been able to make heads or tails of our conversations, since we knew one another so well that we often spoke in a kind of shorthand. No one else could have deciphered it, with the possible exception of our mom, and she would likely have frequently been at a loss.

I'm lucky, in that my husband is equally interested in this sort of query, as neither of our former spouses were, but again, we're pretty much limited to talking about it with one another.

Nice to know that there are others wrestling with such questions in the Steemit world. ;-)