His Curious Pet

His Curious Pet often carried a hat that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

His Curious Pet desperately searched for a bag of poop that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

His Curious Pet desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Pet, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

His Curious Pet needed a cup that they sometimes play with. This seems a curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to select.

His Curious Pet desperately wanted a wig that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who feels it was out of this world. Strangely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

His Curious Pet had a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo of all things.