The Troubled Pet

The Troubled Pet desperately looked for a ball to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Pet carried a vibrator that they would often smash. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

The Troubled Pet searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Pet desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Pet had a sword that they would sometimes cuddle. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Troubled Pet desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would sometimes hug. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.