The Fucking Pet

The Fucking Pet desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Fucking Pet looked for a can of Tango to drop. It might be a new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Pet desired a set of lego that they would often experiment on. It would be an odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Pet always had with them a set square that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is an original action, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the chosen item.

The Fucking Pet always had with them a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is epic. Strangely, a set square of all things.

The Fucking Pet always kept a vibrator that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to select.