My Retarded Pet

My Retarded Pet desired a custard pie that they liked to annihilate It would be a fairly peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

My Retarded Pet desperately needed a computer that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Pet found a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. It was an astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Pet desperately needed a CD player that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a CD player was the chosen item.

My Retarded Pet often carried a vibrator that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a new thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen item.

My Retarded Pet desperately looked for a spade that they would often eat. This could be considered an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade is the thing to select.