It is a little security through obscurity, but it gets the job done--and we're not locking up the gold or anything. I'm very intrigued by this whole idea. By the way, I actually have a paid illustrator for my work, if he's acceptable. He did some artwork for a YA novel I self-published.

Below is an example of his work on my previous project. Unless, of course, you are looking for non-fiction, or a specific genre--which I could also accommodate by finding a thematically similar artist.

Also, not trying to invite myself to your party; However, I am fairly intelligent, fairly entertaining, and--like most writers--fairly willing to try anything.