A big glowing ball of gold in the sky!

There are smart people claiming oil-fields, people claiming pieces of land, people who claim people, people who patent vegetables, medicine, words and even people who sell ground on the moon! But no-one has claimed to own the sun. So it's mine!!!! A big glowing ball of gold in the sky!

Ain't that smart? Or am i going crazy? How can someone claim the sun? Well, if it is not weird to claim land, people and recourses, i am just playing by the same set of rules. It is as it is... right?

So when i receive the proper official paperwork telling me and everybody that I (alone) own the sun, my plan can continue. As owner of the sun and being kind as i am, I’m willing to share my belonging with you, the people, but at a price. But because i must make a living to, have a fancy taste, and I am such a genius for claiming this idea, your daily sunbeams will be paid for by introducing the sun-tax. If you want to use my sun, you should pay for it, just like i pay rent for living and pay for food, it's just how our world works, right?

But i'll leave you on a positive note, here's 70 sunbeams, just for you, for free!
But don't forget, when you are enjoying the warm sun at the beach or you see the light shining in your lovers eyes. ITS MINE, pay for it! Moehahaha! All cryptocurrencies are accepted! ;-)