Announcement: Don't Miss Later Today: Announcement of My Next Post: Building the Roads to the Roads to the Bridges to the Roads to Success (Part 1 of 320)

in parody •  6 months ago

Today I will share with you my secrets to success.

I will talk about these things in my post that I will be posting, but also in this post about my post that I will post I will tell you some things.

The answer to life is the question because the question is why and why is the question of life is why and after you read my post you will know why, for why is the question and the question is the answer.

When I was 8 years old, I asked why and I was told why and now I know why and I can tell you why.

Shitposting is just an attitude and it’s not a sin to not have the spirit of a shitposter, but it might be a sin to not attempt to learn how to become one.

After you read my post, you will know why.

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w0w br0. Ur posts r so deep. You have enlightened me and i.now will fallow u. ur are great good sir n I luv you n ur posts. this haz made mah day and I will now hav a .good day dear. carry on and fcheck my blog sir. thx sir.

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I'm glad you understand why.

Really? This is an excellent post, far far away from any shit post! :) Keep up the good work! :)

How was that week-long hiatus to FB? Thirsty yet?

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Tell us all the story, I love drama!

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No story, really. It just seems like I'm on a blacklist over there, or something.

I get banned, wait for 30 days, return, and get banned again for something that I've posted years ago. And it's been a repeated pattern for a few times now.

I'm sure it's going to happen again after these 30 days are up.

It's basically triggering words that I've used.

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have you tried to sound more retarded, a la @skeptic definitations, you'd probably have a chance :D

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I hate foking yngwie malmsteen but I can't deny his supremacy as a virtiosis. His face annoys me what about you schatten ?

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Lol saw this I started to hate him after he tried stealing the stage from Steve vai and Joe satriani in one of the g3-Jams lol

but this is divine :(

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Haha, he did that. I'm not a huge fan myself. I recognize that he's talented, and he's made a few good songs, but ehh. Whatever.

He was funny in those G3 concerts, though, because he would look at Vai and Satriani with an expression that said "I'm not playing the riff for you", and then he would spend 20 minutes playing a solo.

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Oh btw is this parody about the recent guy raping trending about his shitty music career ?

Great parody there. I can't wait for the next post! :D

Good jop friends @schattenjaeger

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Great comment dear friend @zubir01.

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can you help my friend

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You can help yourself by reading my next post. I will announce when I post it. It will help you understand the answer to the question why.

The answer in itself is a question, and the question will be the answer.

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i am dying...

I will comment on how your post about a post telling me your secrets to shitposting has helped me.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit ;-)

Simply amazing. I am feeling very inspired.

(Lmao)
Please tell me more, mister high-reputation-with-a-lot-of-voting-power.
You have the key to the universe, and I bow for you and your wisdom. Plz I follow you you follow me back? ;0P

(Still making more than 20 bucks... maybe I should start shitposting too. The payouts are obviously higher - lol)

I cannot wait to see why you do what you do, in this every asking 'why' world. I know why we ask why and you can tell us why hahaha