Announcing Steem Downvoter Plus 1.0 Service. Free IOS APP Included.

in #parody7 years ago

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are you serious :D Thank you .
you will get a free "Destroyer Package" on the house.

why are you flagged by the.masses? :)

Looks like I am being bot flagged with the masses account! Damn you @timcliff!!!

Hmmmm.... This is the 2nd comment.

Lol. By "small cut" I'm assuming you mean 99%?

I am worried this kind of service might actually make good money lol

Sadly you may be right:)

This is written to be funny (and it is!)... but for some reason I feel like it would be successful... :(

lol and that scares me too my friend.

Love it, where do I sign up to invest...loool ! :)

You can charge extra to flag comments continuously :)

Sorry we have Angel Investors already, you have to wait for the ICO 😂

it would be funny if someone used that service to flag this post :):)
Nice one, had a good laugh @joseph!

> I am @anduweb and I ve moved to this new, shorter handle. I'll keep this signature at the bottom of my posts for a couple months.

This is hilarious. Good work joseph.

Now.. How long before this parody becomes actuality?

I hope never, lol

Do you offer Bulk pricing for the Destroyer Package? Say, maybe 10.. perhaps 25?

Love the post!

I have to consult with our suppliers, depends also on your targets lol

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