Stop Valentine's Day Crusades - COM #9 Entry 2

So for years we celebrate valentine's day, the day where men use chocolate to train woman into prostitution, Sorry the inner feminist in me came out. But yeah valentine's day has always been a tradition, coming on mid black history month, making your black girlfriend so much harder to please. Sex flies around, desperate single people at the bar blacking out over alcohol, more sexual harassment lawsuits, roofies sale stocks rises to the sky.That's valentine's day alright

What people forget about valentine's day is how cruel it is to animals. I mean look at that picture up there, it's a picture of a dog with it's heart ripped out of it's chest and the dog has to carry it's heart out so it remains alive, yet valentine's day makes fun of this serious dangerous case and decides to make trophies out of them so they can gift it for sex. Dogs aren't the only victims suffering from this, rabbits, bears and cats are also victims to this literally heart breaking disease, yet we're supposed to be happy as a toy make light of the situation, yes, I am single, why you ask? But seriously look at that dog smiling through the pain of knowing it's going to die soon. Put an end to the cruelty!

These animals aren't the only ones suffering from this, Look at cows. Milk is a major ingredient in the creation of the chocolate people give out on valentine, so with Valentine's day and the love atmosphere flying in the air a man goes on a cow playing with it's tits till the cow is so horny it starts shooting out milk, with the promise of satisfying this thirst in mind, yet when humans get what they want, they leave the cow behind alone and confused, much like your mom when your frat friends visit on the weekend.

Chickens have their unborns deformed and drowned in a sea of a chocolate made with the milk of a hormones injected cow making her way more horny and yet left alone confused and feeling ashamed , only to have those eggs swallowed whole by your girlfriend as she attempts to showcase her deep throating skills. So today we must all pledge to end this crusade and remember that your loved ones aren't the only ones that want to be covered in cum, so next valentine's day be an Arab gentleman and show them some love, and if you're a woman, Horses need love too.

I nominate @ned's hair, which is so slippery that even @berniesanders flags don't stick (who is my second nomination)
(Courtesy of @idikuci)