Well, it is indeed a shitpost, a post about poop...you can't get closer than this, lol.

For many times a 5 minute gap is all a child needs to screw things up, like, pooping on the bed, accidentally buy something expensive on the phone (it happens...), step on a wire that unplugs the computer with unsaved files...and many many more. Maybe that's the fun of having children in the house...