Saturday ScatterBrainDay

Today's a paperwork day.

Paperwork is so heavy.

I finger through page after page.

I wonder why 20 pages is acceptable?

Why do I need more paperwork to attach to the initial paperwork?

Why send me 20 pages of poor, dead trees and then suggest that I file online--because it's faster?

Aside from the obvious "cavity," where do I stuff and store this dead tree?

I'm surrounded by dead trees.

Why have a paper shredder day?

I bet 99% of the "paper-to-be-shredded" people utilized only ONE side of their "shredables."

And 100% of these people did not utilize the outer white edges of the coupon advertisements.

And this disgust builds-up as I watch Saturday passing me by.

Paperwork is the tunnel to American Crackpot Dreams.

If you shred that paperwork by mistake, notice the control that mistake has over your sense of security.

Yup...just imagine that fear.

In America, the true leader is paperwork.

Don't believe me? Shred your 2017/2018 tax return and see how you feel. Or misplace your 2013, 2014, 2015, and 2016 tax paperwork when Uncle Sam comes to audit you.

I think you get the point.