Hats off to you, my friends.

I mean that literally. I guess. I don't know what that would mean, literally. Like, I take my hat off and honor you with it seems like the literal meaning, but even more literal, I take my hat off in your direction. Toward you.

Nonsense. Have you spent a lifetime flummoxing nonsense. Shall I attempt a two handed double axle back flip and turn? Jump and spin and call a thousand cabs all at once?

Remember 2018? That was the last acceptable year.

Or 2015 was good. That's the year after I joined the union. That was good. Things seemed hopeful then.

5 years seems like both a very short and a very long time ago.

I wish it was still 5 years ago. But I'd like to keep Lochlan from the now. I'll sacrifice my other progress. Lochlan and 2015. That'd be nice.

Ugh.