RE: Today I Buttered Bread with a Pair of Scissors
to eat an entire rotisserie chicken all medeval style with nothing but my hands
😂😂😂
I was just about to close my computer for an entire off-line Friday night. Then I decided to browse my Steemit feed one last time, and saw this post! My God @leaky20 I found it so funny. But only because I have moved from country to country three times! (Brasil ➝ England; England ➝ Chile; Chile ➝ Portugal).
So, I can relate to your plight! I have eaten chicken in the Medieval style, I have had tepid instant coffee in plastic bottles, and had several meals sitting on the floor. 😂 I have also treasured greatly a plastic fork. I feel I should warn you about the moment they break: it's devastating. Because it always happens right in the middle of some improvisations or something. Get ready @leaky20, get ready!
But, one thing I never did was to use a pair of scissors to butter a piece of bread. I would never 😛
I wish you guys (and your pets) a successful new life ahead.
All the best :)
Sounds like you have moved quite a lot so I guess you do know what I'm talking about. You probably have some good stories yourself. I'm impressed by the coffee out of a plastic water bottle. Thats ingenuity right there.
Yeah scissors as an eating utensil isnt for everyone lol.
Thanks for the well wishes. Take care :)
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