I heroically ran forward waving my banner.
“OVER 9000!!!!!!!!” I screamed.
Over 9000 was my short term goal. I had planned to grab it when Steem was $0.07. I managed to buy some, but… my old nemesis laziness got in my way, stopping me from going the distance.
“AAHHHHHHHHH!” I screamed as I ran through the obstacles of today.
Weaving in and out of poetry, reviews, and philosophical meanings I reached my enemy.
It was fleg. His muscles were massive like some sort of roid machine. He looked like Cell from DBZ, except more flaggy than insecty.
We immediately exchanged blows. Lightning fast attacks. Normal eyes could not follow us.
“AAHAHAHAHHAH!!” I wailed as I flew into the side of a mountain.
Fleg had struck me with a mighty blow.
“THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!!!!” I shouted, as I began to scream, squeezing every muscle in my body as if I was very constipated.
Fifteen minutes later I was ready. The ground around me had withered into dust, and I now stood in a crater. Yellow glow glowed from my body. I was now an Aryan.
“Come at me bro!” I coolly said.
Fleg flew towards me, channelling a powerful energy ball of demotivation and disappointment. The energy ball sucked in all the colours around us. The sky darkened as this powerful attack approached. I just stood there as he came at me bro; like Picard when those rocks started falling in season 4 episode 9, and instead of just pushing Wesley out of the way, he decided to take each and every single rock on his chest; a life lesson I could never understand but always emulated.
A nuclearesque explosion happened destroying everything on this continent. Fleg laughed, confident at his victory, but when the dust cleared he saw I was standing there. My clothes had been obliterated and my muscled taut body was exposed. My pecs looked incredible. My sexy bicep arms raised in the air drawing energy into a super powerful mega energy ball.
“IMPOSSIBLE!” Fleg shouted.
“Minnows! Lend me your energy!” I telepathically communicated to the whole planet.
The minnows meagre energy arrived into my mega ball. Together it was more powerful than fleg. I threw in some of my own SP and then launched the mega ball at Fleg.
“How!!??” Fleg asked as the mega ball obliterated him, painfully eroding his body as it floated through him.
My mega ball caused such damage that the entire planet exploded. Everyone was dead, but I had won.
The end.
@RiskDebonair
This got me cracking up 😂.
Who Does That? Ah!
Interesting read. Even if everything gets destroyed, I'll remember I stood till the end, and that in itself is winning!
I didn't understand it at first when Picard pushed Wesley out of the way, and then looked up towards the oncoming rocks, and then took everyone of them. It seemed silly and pointless. But I now realise the heroic statement he was making. Picard got stronger and more powerful because he didn't move out of the way for life; stubbornness was his strength.
He's just standing there looking up after pushing Wesley to safety. His eyes are beckoning the rocks. He needs those rocks.
creative :)
Thanks! ^_^
I am the REAL DBZ
I hope we can make the DBZ over 9000 reference a permanent part of the Steemit culture. It fits so well:
Over 9000 SP is a good goal to have 😊
Lol, everyone was dead but i had won. Top notch!