Lol, good question. I didn’t notice anyone inside watching me as much as I did outside, that’s about the time I decided I probably wasn’t dressed for the occasion.

I can’t explain the fascination with them, either. You’ll never see me purchase one, Janton, you have my wOrd on that one. True story—Pura bought me a watch years ago, probably the first year we were together so around four or five years ago now—I’ve never worn it. And it’s pretty nice, I think. It’s one of those things they do hoping to get you to do it because they’d like to see it on you but they know you won’t do it. The first thing I did was throw the box away—guess you’re not supposed to do that. 🤔 And I don’t even know where it is right now.

The only time I’d consider wearing one is when I’m wearing a suit and, out of all of the times I’ve worn a suit, I never wore I watch.

I hear Rolex’s are hand made—big deal! So are Ferrari’s, yata yata. It doesn’t make sense they’re all timed differently, does it? Shortly after that, fact—I saw a huge display of “cheap” watches at a fancy watch joint inside the airport. @janton, every.single.one of them displayed the proper time.

See you on the next one, sir. I miss this!