You can have good eyes but wear glasses. (Apparently)

When I went to the optometrist this year, with specific vision insurance, he did spend a lot more time with me (what a surprise, he's probably making a lot more money off of me).

The funny part was when he was showing the various images of my eyes compared to eyes with various afflictions, and finally exclaimed, "Your eyes are perfect."

I couldn't help but think, "... except for the fact that I've been wearing glasses since the fourth grade."

Still, it's good news.