Steemit Open mic week 81 Original song: : "Two Neighbors. One Dumpster."

Lyrics:
My neighbor and I are at odds today
because the city only gave us one trash can.
I keep a close eye on however much we're throwing away
so we dont overpack and piss off our trash man.

I'm sure that mother earth is pleased I'm cutting down on waste.
I will admit, it's got me feeling more responsible.
But I'm confused. Why don't we just shoot all our trash to outer space?
But then I think how all the aliens might feel.....