I’ve concluded it’s time to completely stop worrying about valuing the Steem accounts name space.

That is an awesome conclusion, thank you @ned, I hope the majority share in it.

there are more than 9.9 Quadrillion Account Names left.

True, but they are not coming out fast enough:

Quote @thedegensloth "How about the fact at 10,000 accounts a day it would take us 273 years to reach a billion users.
If we wanted it in 2 years we would need 1369863 accounts a day"

Does he have a point?