His Lonely Ogre

His Lonely Ogre wanted a set square that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the chosen item.

His Lonely Ogre desperately needed a bag of poop that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lonely Ogre always carried a ball that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a ball being the item opted for.

His Lonely Ogre desperately wanted a tomato that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was stunning. A tomato of all things.

His Lonely Ogre desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is wonderful. A chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

His Lonely Ogre searched for a pint of beer that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a funny operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. A pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.