The Bewildered Ogre

The Bewildered Ogre owned a hat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly odd exercise, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Ogre often carried a pencil sharpener that they would often smash. This seems a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Ogre desired a dildo that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Ogre found a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Bewildered Ogre desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Ogre always kept a wig that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.