I feel your pain brother! Back when we had the farm, my wife would question daily the cuts, bruises, scrapes and gashes I had gathered for the day. I'd usually reply, "I have no idea; It just happened!"

Now that we are on the boat, at the end of the day of a repair here a task there, my reply is the same to her questions about this cut or that bruise!

The good news is that there are no copper heads on the boat!