AKPOS IN A POSH TOILET

Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’.

He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much!

He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh.

Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital.

A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there.”