Reminds me of a a Vogon poem from 'Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy'

Vogon poetry is described as "the third worst poetry in the Universe" (behind that of the Azgoths of Kria; four members of an audience died of internal haemorrhaging during a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning ...