The 10 worst things about being a vegetarian
For this is pure sacrifice, constant suffering, do not go to believe.
The worst thing about being vegetarian is....
To have to explain to all the enthusiasts of "sustainable livestock farming" that in order to achieve this, we must drastically reduce meat consumption and raise prices. And remind them that while we DO lower consumption, they continue to buy meat at the market. A vegetarian does much more to reach that hypothetical "sustainable livestock" than one who consoles himself with pictures of free cows grazing and studies of the yuppi worlds. Assume it, if you were consistent with what you preach, you would lower your consumption as much as possible. And here and now, everything possible is zero.
Vegetable sandwiches with tuna, egg and ham york, hake marked as vegetarian in restaurant menus, vegetarian dishes with tons of cheese, what's wrong with you? those who after asking for something "without meat or fish" bring you the salad with tuna instead of chicken (note: say "without bugs"), those who have to make 20 jokes about the lack of protein if they go twice a year to eat a vegetarian, and immediately announce the steak that they are going to get into dinner. Tired.
Let people believe (and tell you) that they eat little meat, while eating turkey cold cuts every day and all their dinners are chicken or grilled steak. Let them call themselves "almost vegetarians" because they "only" eat meat three times a week, and be offended when you tell them that this is a healthy traditional diet. Assume your life, I didn't ask you.
Having to hear praise about how rich the ham is. Seriously, stop freaking out. It's not that good. Yeah, I know it tastes like ham. And scallops and kobe veal, turbot, monkfish, oysters and caviar. And beef jerky, york ham and duck confit. Lobster and lobster, razors, octopus, armadillo and lamb. I know that. Thanks for trying to brief me, you don't have to. I know you know all that. Not that I don't eat it because it's bad. Just like I keep wearing T-shirts made in Bangladesh because they're ugly. I don't know if you get it.
However, if something vegetarian imitates the taste of tuna, bacon or cheese, they think it's terrible, don't you want to be a vegetarian? Then suffer! Resentments: PThe "you're gonna get sick if you keep going like this" if I keep going like this how much longer? another ten years? Along with the one who is shocked by the "unnatural" of taking B12 while talking on the phone, he wears shoes and eats yogurt with bifidus and açai enriched with probiotics of death and selenium. Yours is all very natural, yes....
Having to listen to the "don't impose diet on children"thing. That's what I say..
The lessons on proteins from those who don't know what lysine is. And allegations about strict medical checks. By the way, a lot of tearing off the garments for my delicate forms, but no one answered the question. Ah, what fucked you up was that he was right! I thought....
That they hold you responsible for whatever bullshit some other vegetarian does or says. I will begin the day that you take responsibility for your consumption actions, for example.
Mulet's pitiful tweets about vegetarians wanting to be funny to those of hebidence.
Friends who call you "I've given up meat" and the next day you go out to eat are asking for chicken. Shut the fuck up, I'll love you anyway: P
Which ones are yours?