Elephant in the Room (Obesity Epidemic Rap Song by Saint Ignatius of Cyberspace

Music Used:
Title: Noir
Artist: S Strong & Boogie Belgique
Genre: Hip Hop & Rap
Mood: Funky
Creative Commons 3.0

(Verse 1)
She's always hungry, she can eat all day,
Stampede through the city looking for a buffet,
Godzilla, hunting for midnight snacks,
KFC's not enough so she gets Big Macks,

When she walks down the street, she splits the concrete,
The sight of her having dinner haunts me,
Oh, it gets better, she's on welfare too,
Paid with food stamps for a Mickie D's tattoo,

Went to a venue,
And before anyone can place an order she even ate the menu,
Yo, there's no limit to her appetite,
She can eat an 8 .oz steak in half a bite,

Drinks a 2-liter soda in just a sip,
Oops, I meant diet soda, don't forget,
Say all you want she gonna do what she do,
And if you get in her way, she'll even eat you,

(Chorus x2)
Oh no, I smell trouble,
Supersize fries and a big mac double,
When an elephant's chargin' at you, what do you do?
Look who escaped from the zoo

(Verse 2)
Trailer park celebrity, livin' the life,
Had pork chops and ate the plate, fork, and the knife,
Rolls around in a cart when she's out at the store,
Doesn't care what she eats just knows she wants more,

Spot her at Walmart not giving a shit,
In a pair of leopard spandex that doesn't fit,
Obnoxious is not even the word,
She drives around in two lanes while flippin' the bird,

If your eatin', she'll ask "where'd you get that?"
Wearin' a moo-moo made of a Confederate flag,
and a red hat to match, oh what a catch,
A sasquatch, eats meals by the batch,

Pop quiz, popcorn or pop chicken?
Bucket of popeyes straight from a hot kitchen,
Listen, you can't stop a wale so don't even try it 'cuz you'll probably fail,

(Chorus x2)
Oh no, I smell trouble,
Supersize fries and a big mac double,
When an elephant's chargin' at you, what do you do?
Look who escaped from the zoo