NSFW: The simple guide to fishing for up votes from @tuck-fheman.

A How to Guide: Fishing for Up Votes from @tuck-fheman

Clickbait

Step 1. Post High Quality Original Content

Be creative! Think of all the bat shit crazy ideas you've had and start writing about them! Nothing is off the table. In fact, if you have a crazy relative call them now! Listen to their mindless ranting for about 10 minutes and you'll be Steeming with creativity!

Thinking...

Step 2. Be His Steemit Buddy/Kiss Ass

Now hear me out... you're not realllly gonna be his buddy. I mean, you may appear to be but IRL you're just making all this shit up. "yoink yoink" I mean I might have been far reaching with the kiss ass thing but just think about the $$$$$$! It's not like anything you write is permanently saved here.

Beer!

Step 3. Wait for Him to Get Drunk.

This one is easy! He's ALWAYS drunk! That's so awesome!† Now, you've seen the shit he posts. Nobody sober could ever ever EVER EEEEVVVVERRR come up with so many incomprehensible posts and attract so many bots without making a stitch of fucking sense. This is the perfect time to start posting your stuff from Step 1!

†_{You see how I did that there? He'll read this and think "I'm awesome! I'm fuckin up voting this!"}

Step 4. Clickbait!

If he's managed to get too drunk to read anything you've posted he'll skim past everything and go straight for the bait!