Filth

Shit happens when you go out with your cryptocurrency meetup friends to talk about an ICO that you are planning to do and you end up here:

This isn't my usual hang out type of place ok? In fact I've been in a place like this for the first time. I've been to Thailand but never experienced something like I did last night in Makati.

Imagine bars and hmm stirp clubs(?) full of white middle to old aged white guys and streets full of young girls, many of whom were for sure underaged, offering you ,,massages". We were approached by a group of around 8 girls which looked like 15-16... Add to it beggars, mothers with small children in their arms, small kids running around trying to stick to any foreign looking person and ask for money. Young girls sleeping on cardboards laid on pavements.

We went to 7-11 to regroup, load our data, charge phones etc. 7-11's in manila usually have few tables so you can sit and eat or chill. I saw a quite cute girl who just sat behind us and I asked my local friend if she think that she is you know. And what he did really impressed me. He had just asked her ,,hey, what is your rate?". Apparently it was 3000 PHP for a ,,massage"...

Discussion with a prostitute

I had that really fucked up situation when I ordered an Uber for my buddy and we were leaving 7-11 to find his driver. There was a girl, most likely a hooker which immediately started following us and tryied to pick us up. I said that we are leaving and she did something hilarious. While my buddy wasn't sure if this is his Uber, the girl approached to the car and pretended that this is her taxi. My friend got really confused and opened the door for her letting her go in, but I told him that she is just kidding him and this is his Uber. When he left she has sticked to me and god she was smoking hot. No kidding. Even though it was past 4 am, I had drunk around 8 beers and I was literally fucked, my body and mind was aching, I'm still sure that she was gorgeous. Our discussion went like this:

H: What are you going to do?

Me: I'm trying to book a Grab but network is fucked.

H: Ok we can go together.

Me: ... I'm tired and sleepy.

H: Well me too so w can just go and sleep and rest together. Or you can fuck me.

Me: Not really, I have a girlfriend here.

H: I don't believe you.

me showing her pictures oF my gf

Me: Ok look, is she pretty?

H: Oh yes she is, now I believe you.

Me: Why don't you have a boyfriend? You are so beautiful.

H: I had a boyfriend 3 months ago.

Me: Filipino, foreign?

H: British.

me struggling to get any connection

H: So maybe we just go to a hotel and have a connection together?

that kind of smile when you say something really smoooth

Me: Ok listen, I'm extremely horny and if I was single I'd be doing you right now.

a dodgy guys approaches us and offers me a Viagra

Me: Do you really think I need it? Man I'm rock hard even when we are talking

me grabbing my bulge because whatever, this situation was past any surrealism already

Me: Why do they approach me offering me this stuff... do I look old?

H: I don't think you need it but we can go together and find out.

Me: My battery is dead I'm going back to 7-11, take care.

Oh and I forgot about the drug dealers.

While I was charging my phone at the 7-11 charging station there was a guy charging his funny old fashioned phone. You know kind of what Saul Goodman used. The guy asked me if I heard about ,,our president Duterte", I'm like yeah I know, he said we don't like him. I asked why and he said because he is trying to bring down all the drug dealers. And his face was dead serious. Like a man you would not mess with. Even though he was like 20 cm shorter and half of my weight.