- Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.2. Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- A dirty book is rarely dusty.
- When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute.
- Familiarity breeds contempt -------------------- and children.
- Sex relieves tension ------------love causes it.
- Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
- Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!
- I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
- The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less.
- Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.
- Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.
- Conservatives say teaching sex education in the public schools will promote promiscuity. With our education system? If we promote promiscuity the same way we promote math or science, they've got nothing to worry about.
- The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
- Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.
- There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
- Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken.
great list more people should look at these and give it some thought, especially the difference between sex for money and sex for free as often the case these days sex for money usually costs less in the end