Friendly enemies

I want to thank you @ogoowinner for the opportunity giving to me to partake in this contest. Indeed their are friends and their are friends.
Here is my entry.
The tori wey I wan tell una pain me wella cos I no dey expect am from the person wey do am to me.
E get a time wen I wan buy motorcycle and my money never complet na so I go to my friend wey we dey do thrift together to give me the money make I use am shapperly since e b say na en turn we dey, and he done talk am say he never need the money for now. To cut d tori short, my friend tell me say make I go collect the money. I then borrow money from a neighbor tell that one say I go give am by evening wen I get the thrift money, that one com yan say he go need the money by evening ooo, I com tell am say make en no worry, for en money go dey ready by evening,i com collect the money use am to buy the bike. When I get to the place where I suppose to collect the money,they yan me say my friend don collect en money. I com think say he help me to collect the money since e be say na en turn. I com call am say wia en dey make I come collect the money, my friend com yan me say make I no vex that e done use the money. My head just dey doing gbanganunnn,as I no no wetting I go tell the person wey borrow me money.
If not for my brother wey bail me out, I no no wetin for done happen.

Thank you for reading through,my pidgin is not too sound, but I have to do it this way... Smile
Una well done oooo, my people for ogbono naija.