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Two light-haired, fair-skinned ladies are taking a stroll around countryside.

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One light-haired, fair-skinned lady suddenly spots some tracks on the ground...

“Oh, look!” – she exclaims, “How cute!

- Little bunny rabbit tracks!”

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Her light-haired, fair-skinned Companion looks a little closer and says:

“Oh no, no! These look like a little fox’s tracks!”

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To which the first light-haired, fair-skinned beautiful Tracker, upon even closer examination, slightly alarmed, responds:

“Actually, these look kind of big... So they must be a gray wolf’s tracks!”

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Her light-haired, fair-skinned Friend, having assessed the largeness of the tracks on the ground, then exclaims in a frightened tone:

“But these could actually be BEAR tracks!”

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…and then, a train hits them…

:(

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Now, I could finish this post with a cheesy

“Always know what you’re tracking Steemians!”

but I won’t.

Rather, this silly post is just @abcdoctor coming up for some fresh Steemit air, and I’ll see you in about a week friends.

:D

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Its great....upped

And the doctor is in...LOL🐓

That is hilarious!! Good one my friend!!!

I hope next week's post is another blonde joke... :D

Only if @cali-girl dyes her hair first.

I was thinking of changing my look...

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There was ice-cream served on board.

Was it served with a stick? You weird Russians and your polar bear ice cream...

Here; happy now?

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Women are never happy...

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This is what my hidden camera captured in the bathroom -- @abcdoctor making a mess!!!

The beaver look persists, ever since I won that lottery... :D

That look suits you.

😂

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It's no longer my goal to be a dolphin on Steemit.

I shall instead be known as ADOLFIN!!!

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