Seven Simple rules

If you want to be a bureaucrat, just follow seven simple rules
To make sure that you do it right, when you govern over fools

One: Take any crises, and bend it to your need,
This will increase your control and nurture power greed.

Two: Feign a sense of openness, yet close off all intel
Then select some morsels of the truth that can cover up lies well.

Three: If Crises is in short supply, manufacture some from scratch
So that there’s a reason for distress behind every solution batch.

Four: Find a valid reason to aid people in their universal dire straight
This will give you reason to open the public relations gate.

Five: Enrol the truth then focus solely on its flaws
Hold its crimes, defects and deficiencies firmly in your claws

Six: The problem is the foundation of your power, protect it at all cost,
Or your perks, privileges and security might very well be lost.

Seven: Secure some needed support groups, make sure they’re vested good
By granting them concentrated benefits and concealing it under hood.

Now if you follow these preordained, seven simple laws, you’ll find to your delight

That you are every bureaucrats wettest wildest dream

Because you will always be right!