When you crave for hotdog but you have a live dog 🐕

I have always wondered what that roll is made of. Juicy, yummy roll that has everything tasty there in. So mouthwatering, I can kill for one. Scratch that.

The yearning for a roll of it can be extreme that one might take his live dog in lieu of it. "Maybe they are made from those little cutie dogs" one would think

Well, if you have always wondered about the same thing as I do. Here is the answer. And a few jokes about this godgiven recipe.

**And a hot dog joke is here to help us appreciate its hotness

Q Did you see the movie about the hot dog?
A: It was an Oscar Wiener.

Q: What do you call a hot dog race?
A: Wiener takes all.

Q: When can a pizza marry a hot dog?
A: After a very frank relationship.

Q: What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
A: Make me one with everything.

Q: What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?
A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium hot dog in October.

Q: What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?
A: Stop touching my buns!

Q: What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A: A "hollow-weenie!"

Q: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?
A: A hot, diggety dog.

Q: What does a man consider a seven-course meal?
A: A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

Q: Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?
A: None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.

Q: Why doesn't Daniel Tosh eat Hot Dogs?
A: He can't find the zipper

Q: What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What do you call a frozen frankfurter?
A: A Chili dog.

Q: Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.

Q: What do you call a dog with a fever?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What has 100 teeth and eats wieners?
A: A zipper!

Q: What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?
A: Ketch-up!

Q: Why did the blonde put a sweater on her hot dog?
A: Because she wanted a chili dog.

Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog.

Do you sell hot dogs? Cause you know how to make a wiener stand.

Never make eye contact while eating a hot dog.
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It is so hot that God himself salivates

God Is Watching

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large tray of hot dogs.
The nun posted a sign on the hot dog tray, "Take only one. God is watching."

Further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, "Take all you want. God is watching the hot dogs."

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Drop your comments and do not forget to add your hotdog jokes.
And if you do not like hotdogs, maybe you have something cold inside of you.
Drop it like it is hot in the comments box.

Much love to hot dogs

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