I think what you said is bovine excretion...no offense.
but you are wrong..
lookit this. oh yeah..there's more forest in north america NOW than when columbus landed.

as far as water vapor..well all those oceans are just sitting there...2/3 or the surface of the planet...just evaporating like mad. Blame the sun.

Put DOWN the kool-aide..back away...you MIGHT have a chance of survival...
maybe.
dunno..you seem to be pretty far gone.