My Brainy Newt

My Brainy Newt searched for a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was epic. Strangely, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

My Brainy Newt needed a piece of paper that they would smash. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

My Brainy Newt looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Brainy Newt desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

My Brainy Newt carried a cheese grater that they would drop. It would be a weird thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

My Brainy Newt often carried a melon that they would insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.