Her Exciting Newt

Her Exciting Newt found a radiator that they liked to throw. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was exciting. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Newt craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Her Exciting Newt often carried a rubber chicken to break. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. A rubber chicken of all things.

Her Exciting Newt always carried a CD player to share. This seems a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Newt often carried a big sponge that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was amazing. A big sponge being the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Newt often carried a toilet brush that they would put on his head. One might find this to be an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Newt, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.