My Different Newt

My Different Newt often carried a bat that they would occasionally hug. It was considered to be a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a bat having that done to it

My Different Newt desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

My Different Newt always kept a CD player that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Remarkably, a CD player being the item opted for.

My Different Newt wanted a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

My Different Newt desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Different Newt desperately needed a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would be a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was fun. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.