Jolly Newt

Jolly Newt owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Jolly Newt searched for a Harry Potter wand to break. It is a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

Jolly Newt desperately searched for a stretchman that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be fun. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Jolly Newt always carried a sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an original action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Jolly Newt searched for a can of coke that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a can of coke of all things.

Jolly Newt searched for a cup that they would sometimes throw. It would be a strange suggestion, to me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.