My Orange Newt

My Orange Newt looked for a rubber johnny to cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Orange Newt desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to choose.

My Orange Newt often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

My Orange Newt desperately wanted a cheese grater to hug. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

My Orange Newt found a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Orange Newt desired a magic 8 ball that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who feels it was spectacular. A magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.