The Beautiful Newt

The Beautiful Newt desperately craved for a stretchman to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Newt desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would often smash. This seems a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Newt needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. It was a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Newt needed a sword that they would often play with. This is certainly a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Beautiful Newt always carried a dildo that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Newt desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be an original operation, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.