A Talented Newt

A Talented Newt needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

A Talented Newt desperately wanted a cucumber that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be wonderful. A cucumber being the item opted for.

A Talented Newt desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. A bag of poop being the chosen item.

A Talented Newt desperately desired a block of cheese to sleep with. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

A Talented Newt craved for a cup that they would put up their bum. It would have been an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a cup is the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Newt craved for a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a funny thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who considered that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a computer is the item to choose.