My Ugly Newt

My Ugly Newt craved for a pen to put down their trousers. It would have been an astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Newt searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a can of Tango having that done to it

My Ugly Newt desperately desired a pen that they would eat. This seems an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a pen being the item opted for.

My Ugly Newt always had with them a computer that they would put in the bath with him. It is a peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a computer was the thing that was selected.

My Ugly Newt wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be fun. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Newt always had with them a sponge to break. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a sponge is the item to select.