The Real Culprit Behind the Texas Flood

And the Lord said unto Noah, “Come thou and all thy                                                                                                             house into the ark; for thee have I seen righteous before                                                                                                               me in this generation.

“Of every clean beast thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the                                                                                                     male and his female: and of beasts that are not clean by                                                                                                               two, the male and his female.

“Of fowls also of the air by sevens, the male and the                                                                                                             female; to keep seed alive upon the face of all the earth.

“For yet seven days, and I will cause it to rain upon the                                                                                                        earth forty days and forty nights; and every living                                                                                                             substance that I have made will I destroy from off the face                                                                                                         of the earth.” […]

And all flesh died that moved upon the earth, both of fowl,                                                                                                        and of cattle, and of beast, and of every creeping thing                                                                                                             that creepeth upon the earth, and every man:

All in whose nostrils was the breath of life, of all that was                                                                                                            in the dry land, died.

And every living substance was destroyed which was upon                                                                                                        the face of the ground, both, and cattle, and the creeping                                                                                                           things, and the fowl of the heaven; and they were                                                                                                                   destroyed from the earth: and Noah only remained alive,                                                                                                       and they that were with him in the ark.

– Genesis