Alice Cooper Runs For U.S. President: "A Troubled Man For Troubled Times"
His 10 points plan: (3 are good enough to vote for him)
- Getting Brian Johnson back in AC/DC
- A snake in every pot
- No more pencils, no more books
- Adding Lemmy to Mt. Rushmore
- Rename Big Ben "Big Lemmy"
- Groucho Marx on the $50 bill
- Peter Sellers on the £20 note
- Cupholders required for every airplane seat
- Ban on talking during movies in movie theaters
- Ban on taking selfies, except on a designated National Selfie Day
More info here: http://www.aliceforpresident.com/
Finally! Someone I can vote for! :-D