Damn world politics just stepped up its game! That video is amazing. Loving the writing challenge too :) So here's my take on it. Just imagine that people are walking records (vinyls).

Tensions broke today in Gordon Ramsey's Cypriot restaurant, after the most unexpected temporary armistice since the ceasefire began... Soldiers laid down their forks, keeping but their knives, and then began to cut and chop beats out of each much to the bewilderment of spectators and news crews... Gordon Ramsey had this to say about the event, "Well, at least nobody was trying to f**k with Gordon Ramsey!" The ambassador of the DMC to Universal has also scheduled a trip to the Cypriot-Turkish border, after supposedly getting drunk, leaking on a tree and accidentally telling his rival's advisor about a shortage of bullets... Onlookers were unclear whether Lil' Terriyaki or Kaos Padd Thai (with double-d cos you get double the dose) was the victor...

"Maybe it's a new kind of drug they're trying out", says the clueless warped guy who just walked out the loo, "or a result of the recent SPACEX launch, with their nano-pollination of atmospheric techno-pollen project, which was designed to turn everything into the internet..." FAUX NEWS reported that aliens from over the border were responsible for starting the crisis by stealing people's jobs and being a burden on unemployment, and that all citizens should immediately contact the Ministry of Sound and remain in their sleeves... The ceasefire ended abruptly as an ICBM suddenly broke the cloud cover and began skywriting the words, "We wi ll b - t / u i..."(the cloud cover and unfavourable winds meant the message was incomprehensible)... Eventually, everyone went back to their circular lives, while the elite platinum big wigs planned the next dub warz, and life returned to the horrifyingly fun spectacle it had always been...