Shocking finding on birth rates

A recent study by the Los Alamos Gender Studies Department found a shocking disparity in the birth rates between men and women.

"Our finding is that very few men give birth. The gender gap is appalling. Today having babies is almost exclusively a woman thing," lead author Dr. Ann Pillman said.

The finding could have grave implications for gender policies, although the scientists are still struggling to identify solutions.

"Until we have identified the cause of this disparity, we cannot make a policy recommendation for rectifying the problem. It could be a pollutant, GMO-food or other environmental factors. We fear, however, that it may be due to a deeply ingrained patriarchy. We simply don't know."

Climate scientists have chimed in and say that the cause is likely man-made climate change, and that the problem is likely to get a lot worse unless more money is granted to climate research.