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Are you troubled by an Angry Stomach?
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Side Effects Include.

Ocular shitting

Diarrhea

Hardening of the stool

Skin Discoloration

Eczema

Blindness in one eye

Burning of the inner thighs

Rectal prolapse

Hair growth from the Palms

Twisted bowel

Homicidal thoughts and actions

suicidal thoughts and actions

Depression

Slurred speech

Dizziness

Hallucinations

Dry mouth

Dry eyes

Dry anus and or rectal burning

Sphincter pulsation to the tune of The M.A.S.H Theme Song."suicide is painless"

Jandus of the skin and or eyes

Diminished appetite

Impotence

Manic fits of anger

Seizures

Spontaneous vaginal discharge

Swelling of the genitals

Rectal seepage

Internal bleeding

Hemophilia

Blurry vision

Insomnia

Narcolepsy, Syphilis, Herpes and AIDS

Ask your Doctor about Tum-X.
Because Life is too short to let a little thing like heartburn get you down!
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