I didn't know it was going to be this extensive, but let me be the first to try your MadLibs!

Tensions broke today in Guadalupe [I just love how that sounds], after the most unexpected temporary armistice since the ceasefire began... Soldiers laid down their uniforms, and then began to throw presents to their enemies, much to the bewilderment of spectators and news crews... Noam Chomsky had this to say about the event, "Well, at least nobody was throwing valuable Guadaloupean Monero's at each other!" The ambassador of Liechtenstein has also scheduled a trip to South Central Guadalupe, after supposedly leaking a message written in invisible ink about a shortage of bullets... Onlookers were unclear whether MC Yin Yang or DJ Karmadon was the victor...

"Maybe it's a new kind of crowdfunding", says Dr. Anderson Wiseguy, "or a result of the recent SPACEX launch, with their nano-pollination of Nova Zembla project, which was designed to bring about world peace by throwing aggressors to death with gifts..." FAUX NEWS reported that aliens from Betelgueze IV were responsible for the ensuing mass looting of gift and dollar stores and that all citizens should immediately hoard their Hotwheels, Lego and Playmobil... The ceasefire ended abruptly as an ICBM suddenly exploded in a cloud of confetti and began skywriting the words, "Why Can't We All Just Get Along?... Eventually, everyone went back to their kids and life returned to a playful state of being...