Buzzword Aims To Revolutionize The Blockchain World

Buzzword is the ultimate decentralized financial ecosystem. In layman's language, It is simply a modular/anonymous immutable private quantum fungible decentralized parallelized scaleable sharding masternode POS/POW hybrid unforkable zero knowledge proof p2p turing complete payment channeled asynchronous byzantine fault tolerant side chain Layer 2 decentralized data storage micropayment lending escrow Interpolable turing complete DPOS KYC'ed pooled liquidity off chain protocoled dAPPed governance ring signature DAO-based segregated witness dag stable api time-stamped 3d blockchain financial gateway with an on-chain tokenized coin ready to rock your world.

Buzzword is a cryptocurrency designed for everyday flipping. It improves upon the original Bitcoin/Doge flipping and aims to fulfill the pockets of the founders and early investors by providing overwhelming roadmaps and ridiculous futuristic lingo. We offer the most efficient and decentralized way of making pumps and dump scams while maintaining integrity and belief for the average feeble mind.

Mission Statement
Our mission is to empower you to give us your money in exchange of speculative magic tokens. We will then promise to give you blockchain buzzwords to share with your friends as visions for the future. Buzzword currency will then make it possible to engage in direct shilling quickly, efficiently and privately. With Buzzword businesses and individuals have flexible options hiding their Bitcoin gains and thereafter flipping on unsuspected newcomers that believe they are financial geniuses. Literally a win-win-win-you lose scenario.

Great support from the community
Buzzword (BZW) is not a private company funded by pre-mined coins or ICO's. All of the development and marketing is supported by a handful of random individuals that met on the internet for quick gains. Yet, with our passion and dedication we give the impression that millions are involved into a rather serious project. We also make sure to announce vague partnerships and secret deals for those sweet 50% gains every now and then.

In Buzzword we take the feelings and worries of our community seriously. This is why we make sure to let our investors understand that we are revolutionizing literally everything. The less they understand what the fuck we are doing the better. All you have to do is wait until we fulfill our promises. We also supply our social media groups with valuable soul inspiring words such as HODL and LAMBO for those gruesome bear markets.

Tech Logo
Our identity inspires a scam you can trust for quick flipping. This is why our website design is aimed to communicate "Oh shit, this looks legit" feelings so that you can purchase first and read about it later. We understand that as a newcomer you are focused more on short term speculation so we made sure to make it as shiny as possible. This is also why our brand supplies you with enough copy-pasta material to shill us to your friends, avoiding the embarrassment of sounding like a complete scammer. Community members assure us that the more you repeat the shilling mantra then more you start believing in it. This is the true power of BZW.

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Buzzword is modular/anonymous immutable private quantum fungible decentralized parallelized scaleable sharding masternode POS/POW hybrid unforkable zero knowledge proof p2p turing complete payment channeled asynchronous byzantine fault tolerant side chain Layer 2 decentralized data storage micropayment lending escrow Interpolable turing complete DPOS KYC'ed pooled liquidity off chain protocoled dAPPed governance ring signature DAO-based segregated witness dag stable api time-stamped 3d blockchain financial gateway with an on-chain tokenized coin, yet so much more. With the power of your funding we can come up with even more buzzwords so that we can revolutionize your gullibility. Join the FOMO today and become one of the first to enrich our retirement plan. The power is yours.