Breaking: Kamala Harris is dead.

San Fransisco: Ugandan America Kamala Harris dies today at age 70. She was one of the first Wrestler Americans to break the color barrier and went onto become one of the nations top district attorney's. When she wasn't ripping top turn buckle knee drops, she was out in her community volunteering. When she wasn't volunteering, she was locking up drug offenders and homeless people, and she was good at it!

Many people tipped Kamala Harris to become Joe Biden's Vice President selection. This unfortunate turn of events will possibly deter Joe from selecting her. But Joe is a bit of a wild card, who knows what tricks he has up his sleeve.

The Kingdom of America would like to honor and celebrate Kamala Harris. Wrestling Icon, Leader, Friend.

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